If you are like me, you have probably been called an "illiterate" recruiter who performs a job meant for a monkey because you have (1) no intelligence and are (2) lazy. This is actually an honor to receive this kind of "negative acclaim" and I simply wanted to share this great picture (which is about 2/3 of the number of books I have read -- before I quit reading all the time in order to better concentrate on living life to its fullest).
We CAN read! Recruiters are the "uber-men" of the modern era. Be proud of your intelligence.