T Shirts For Recruiting Campaign - RecruitingBlogs2024-03-28T18:12:34Zhttps://recruitingblogs.com/forum/topics/t-shirts-for-recruiting-campaign?commentId=502551%3AComment%3A1787304&feed=yes&xn_auth=noI pulled it- it's too vulgar…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-12:502551:Comment:17887212014-02-12T01:03:16.158ZKeith D. Halperinhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/KeithDHalperin
<p>I pulled it- it's too vulgar for here.</p>
<p>-kh</p>
<p>I pulled it- it's too vulgar for here.</p>
<p>-kh</p> My job is judging you. <-…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-11:502551:Comment:17883802014-02-11T15:17:14.212ZTim Spagnolahttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/TimSpagnola
<p><span>My job is judging you. <- Go Animal!!! Love so many of these. </span></p>
<p><span>My job is judging you. <- Go Animal!!! Love so many of these. </span></p> Your personality stinks.
Your…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-11:502551:Comment:17884612014-02-11T14:22:52.217ZRecruiting Animalhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/canadianheadhunter
<p>Your personality stinks.</p>
<p>Your resume really turns me on.</p>
<p>The unrecruited life is not worth living.</p>
<p>My job is judging you.</p>
<p>You're just a dollar sign to me.</p>
<p>I don't care if you're a jerk. If I can place you, I will.</p>
<p>So many candidates, so few who can make me money.</p>
<p>Don't trust me. I'm on my side.</p>
<p>A Functional Resume is a Fictional Resume</p>
<p>Hiring Managers are dumb. (HT Amber Eastman: I saw your posting above).</p>
<p>No, I'm not a…</p>
<p>Your personality stinks.</p>
<p>Your resume really turns me on.</p>
<p>The unrecruited life is not worth living.</p>
<p>My job is judging you.</p>
<p>You're just a dollar sign to me.</p>
<p>I don't care if you're a jerk. If I can place you, I will.</p>
<p>So many candidates, so few who can make me money.</p>
<p>Don't trust me. I'm on my side.</p>
<p>A Functional Resume is a Fictional Resume</p>
<p>Hiring Managers are dumb. (HT Amber Eastman: I saw your posting above).</p>
<p>No, I'm not a telemarketer!</p>
<p></p>
<p></p> Don't embarrass me in the int…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-11:502551:Comment:17884582014-02-11T14:18:03.031ZRecruiting Animalhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/canadianheadhunter
<p>Don't embarrass me in the interview.</p>
<p>If you screw up, I've got two other candidates.<br/><br/>I'm a recruiter, yes, but I'm not stupid.</p>
<p>Love is never having to say, sorry you're no good for this job.</p>
<p><br/><br/></p>
<p>Don't embarrass me in the interview.</p>
<p>If you screw up, I've got two other candidates.<br/><br/>I'm a recruiter, yes, but I'm not stupid.</p>
<p>Love is never having to say, sorry you're no good for this job.</p>
<p><br/><br/></p> You think recruiters blow smo…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-07:502551:Comment:17875792014-02-07T06:56:30.325ZSandra McCartthttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/SandraMcCartt
You think recruiters blow smoke.<br />
<br />
Who wrote your job description?<br />
<br />
The tooth fairy?
You think recruiters blow smoke.<br />
<br />
Who wrote your job description?<br />
<br />
The tooth fairy? You think recruiters lie?
Hav…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-07:502551:Comment:17875782014-02-07T06:51:27.924ZSandra McCartthttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/SandraMcCartt
You think recruiters lie?<br />
Have you read your resume?
You think recruiters lie?<br />
Have you read your resume? Front: Today's Candidate is T…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-06:502551:Comment:17876452014-02-06T22:20:15.901ZAmberhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/Amber689
<p>Front: Today's Candidate is Tomorrow's Hiring Manager</p>
<p>Back: Today's Hiring Manager is Tomorrow's Candidate</p>
<p>Front: Today's Candidate is Tomorrow's Hiring Manager</p>
<p>Back: Today's Hiring Manager is Tomorrow's Candidate</p> I'm back- did you miss me?
I…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-06:502551:Comment:17873932014-02-06T19:27:13.708ZKeith D. Halperinhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/KeithDHalperin
<p>I'm back- did you miss me?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> I WENT TO</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[YOUR AGENCY HERE}</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">FOR A JOB</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">******* T-SHIRT!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">=======================</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>You're here</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>to interview…</strong></p>
<p>I'm back- did you miss me?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> I WENT TO</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">[YOUR AGENCY HERE}</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">FOR A JOB</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">******* T-SHIRT!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">=======================</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>You're here</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>to interview for</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>WHAT?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-06-14/news/ct-x-0615-laughter-club-20110613_1_laughter-clubs-hearty-laugh-stress">http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-06-14/news/ct-x-0615-laughter-club-20110613_1_laughter-clubs-hearty-laugh-stress</a></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(Picture of late middle-aged woman laughing hysterically)</strong></p> lol @Matt insert crap major H…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-06:502551:Comment:17873712014-02-06T17:29:05.234ZAmy Ala Millerhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/AmyAla
<p>lol @Matt insert crap major HERE. The little time I spent in college was English/Comm, so I'm right there with you :)</p>
<p>lol @Matt insert crap major HERE. The little time I spent in college was English/Comm, so I'm right there with you :)</p> @Amy "Recruiting - So Easy a…tag:recruitingblogs.com,2014-02-06:502551:Comment:17873642014-02-06T15:20:42.151ZMatt Charneyhttps://recruitingblogs.com/profile/MattCharney
<p><span>@Amy "Recruiting - So Easy a Liberal Arts Major Can Do It." I think this one needs to happen - although as a fine arts major, might explain why I ended up in marketing.</span></p>
<p><span>@Amy "Recruiting - So Easy a Liberal Arts Major Can Do It." I think this one needs to happen - although as a fine arts major, might explain why I ended up in marketing.</span></p>