The Twelve Days of The RecruitFest - A Holiday Song

Remember - you have to sing it aloud to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
If I missed you and you want to be in the song, let me know - I may write another one to a different song.


On the First day of the RecruitFest
John Sumser gave to me
A readable version of the ERNIE

On the Second day of the RecruitFest
Ol’ Slouchie gave to me
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Third day of the RecruitFest
Maren Hogan gave to me
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Fourth day of the RecruitFest
Ami Givertz gave to me
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Fifth day of the RecruitFest
The Animal gave to me
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Sixth day of the RecruitFest
Karen Mattonen gave to me
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Seventh day of the RecruitFest
Susan Burns gave to me
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Eight day of the RecruitFest
Maureen Sharib gave to me
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Ninth day of the RecruitFest
Lonnie McRorey gave to me
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Tenth day of the RecruitFest
Claudia Faust gave to me
Ten new pieces of wisdom
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Eleventh day of the RecruitFest
Penelope Trunk gave to me
Eleven reasons to hate men
Ten new pieces of wisdom
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Twelfth day of the RecruitFest
Dave Mendoza gave to me
Twelve thousand emails
Eleven reasons to hate men
Ten new pieces of wisdom
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE


In advance of everyone else, Happy Holidays to all and may the US Government commence their financial handouts to recruiters ASAP!

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Comment by Jeff Newman on December 17, 2008 at 8:50am
Both humorous and tasteful. Did you have help with this Steve?
Comment by Steve Levy on December 17, 2008 at 9:00am
Remember Newman...what the big print giveth, the fine print can taketh away.
Comment by Tektree Gopi on December 17, 2008 at 9:58am
Simply Superb Steve!!
Comment by Recruiting Animal on December 17, 2008 at 11:46am
Vin Dieselevey has returned from the underground. Wearing a slouch hat. Not offensive enough if you ask me. I like that one from 3 years ago where you told me and JD to start tongue kissing and make up.
Comment by Steve Levy on December 17, 2008 at 11:52am
I was serious about the tongue kissing - and you took my advice. So what's the problem? If more people comment and tell me they want to be in another 12 days, next time will be different.
Comment by Steve Levy on December 17, 2008 at 5:21pm
I really do need to write another version...

On the first day of the RecruitFest
The Animal gave to me
A picture of him French kissing Jay Dee.

Better MK?
Comment by Slouch on December 17, 2008 at 5:24pm
You need to sing this on video and I'll put it up in all of its glory.
Comment by Steve Levy on December 17, 2008 at 5:37pm
I'll need props to make it work. This is going to be fun.
Comment by Susan Burns on December 17, 2008 at 7:03pm
Nice work Steve! What can you do with the dreidel song ;-)!
Comment by Dan Nuroo on December 17, 2008 at 7:09pm
dude, scarey how your mind works! nice one.....

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