From somewhere on the Internet, I saw these questions; I think they hold potential:
Which of the "Facts of Life" girls are you most like?
If you were a deodorant, would you be a roll-on, stick, or spray?
Do you prefer Emanuel Lewis or Gary Coleman?
Would you rather have ebola or smallpox?
Would you rather have bamboo shoved under your nails, Chinese water torture, or your ankles chewed off by a pack of wild dogs?
If you were a fruit/marsupial/despotic leader of a third world country/[fill in the blank], which would you be?
Do you have any special questions you'd like to ask?