Today's phone call to The Recruiting Animal Inspired by Lance Haun

Ring Ring

Animal: hello?

JD: It's me.

Animal: (screams) JAY DEE

JD: You know, you have not called me in 3 weeks.

Animal: I have not talked to Anthony Meaney or Jim Durbin for years.

JD: I know because if we don't call you you would never call us.

Animal: (silence)

JD: It's doesn't matter. Listen, I'm calling to tell you that twitter has gone to shit?

Animal: (screaming like a maniac) JAY DEE, I AM THE MOST INFLUENTIAL RECRUITER ON TWITTER.

JD: I know, I just saw that and that is why I'm calling you. Twitter has gone to shit cause you are rated more influential than John Sumser.

Animal: (silence)

JD: (silence)

Animal: You know what else?

JD: What

Animal:
can you hear me?

JD: Yes

Animal: I cleaned up at clubbish last night.

JD: (click)

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Comment by Jennifer McClure on October 24, 2009 at 3:52pm
JD - remember that "Influence" can be positive or negative. Maybe someone should create an app that measures the Angels and Demons among us on Twitter?

I'm guessing that @Animal and @JohnSumser might be at the top of different lists then... :)
Comment by Slouch on October 24, 2009 at 4:08pm
in animal years each year is 7 human years I think
Comment by Slouch on October 24, 2009 at 4:10pm
Jennifer, he is lucky he does not get clubbed like a seal every time he walks out of the house. I'm convinced it is because of his "Twitter Influence". He is lucky to be alive in the time of Twitter.
Comment by Recruiting Animal on October 24, 2009 at 7:57pm
Reply to JD - http://is.gd/4zIZw
Comment by Recruiting Animal on October 24, 2009 at 8:03pm
Fine, Cincy. I'm a demon. Tho I won't say what list Sumser's at the top of.

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