This is fun! Secret Bitch n. A female (or overly feminized male) who acts extremely nice in person, but says mean things behind your back.

Here are a few different types of secret bitches (men should read this too!). And for my parent readers, talk to your daughters about secret bitches and equip them with the tools to deal with them properly while they are still young!
1) Secret Bitch in Business
2) Secret Bitch in the Bar
3) Secret Bitch with the Boys
4) Secret Bitch in the Family
5) Secret Bitch as a friend of a friend (or one of your kid’s friends)
6) Facebitch
Read more about them here.