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f you have multiple resumes to fit your multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
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If you are anxious, please remember it has only been an hour since you were inteviewed ,just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, keep in mind that only you know what kind of drugs will show up in the drug test and we really don't care about your bad credit so don't press anything.
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