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Comment by Valentino Martinez on November 19, 2011 at 11:35pm

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Comment by Valentino Martinez on November 9, 2011 at 3:39pm

Stunning Photos: Black Rhino Gets Airlifted by Helicopter

Wednesday November 09, 2011 09:00 AM EST

http://www.peoplepets.com/people/pets/article/0,,20543800,00.html

Stunning Photos: Black Rhino Gets Airlifted by Helicopter

Wednesday November 09, 2011 09:00 AM EST

Reading this article and seeing these pictures makes me happy for the rhinos.  But as a recruiter--I'm also inspired by the pictures from an amusement park point of view and possible from the recruitment transport point of view as well.

Think about it for a moment.  Won't this rhino rescue event inspire an amusement park ride? It should because where there are thrill seekers--there will be a demand to satisfy their needs--particularly through legal means.  Naturally prices can be based on:

o Distance traveled & height reached

o Distance traveled & height reached in bad weather (costs extra)

o Strafing Tree & Hill Tops (costs extra)

o Blindfolded

o Without blindfold

o Drop into water (insurance availabe)

o Drop onto a trampoline (Insurance available)

o Recovery of body &/or body parts (costs extra)

From a recruiter's point of view it's only a matter of offering a unique "thrill ride" from home to potential place to work.  Such an experience would certainly leave an impression, particularly for recent graduates--those who have a "devil-may-care" attitude.  It could be also used as pre-test of sorts.  Just think about it (insurance available)

Comment by Tim Spagnola on November 9, 2011 at 9:55am

Dilbert.com

Comment by Valentino Martinez on November 4, 2011 at 4:38am

Todays weird facts

 
It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head.

Comment by Tim Spagnola on October 19, 2011 at 11:50am

@Craig - twisted, but would be lying if I was to say it did not make me LOL.

Comment by Craig Watson on October 19, 2011 at 6:07am

Joke of the Day - and let's face it - I don't write them, just find them....

 

Comment by Valentino Martinez on September 27, 2011 at 8:25pm
Bob Saget's photo I've got to return these suppositories today.
Bob Saget on WhoSay...Too funny for words like:  "I've got to return these suppositories today." (Bob Saget)
Comment by Valentino Martinez on September 27, 2011 at 7:53pm

Bob Saget tweeted:  OMG, there's a face in my pizza.  Is it Cheesus?

 

I responded @bobsaget Bob, That's funny in a disrespectful way...May lightning strike thee where you sit with your pizza.  Face of Cheesus indeed!

Bob Saget's photo OMG, there's a face in my pizza. Is it Cheesus?
Bob Saget on WhoSay

Comment by Valentino Martinez on September 22, 2011 at 2:51pm

Re: Blog post "Advice for a Newby" by Chantelle Legg Sep 22...

A funny quip for the day--so say I...

"Courtney--If the need arose and I was tasked to find OldManSmell--my instinks would tell me to follow the odor."
(sorry--I couldn't resist...Tim S. understands)


Comment by Tim Spagnola on September 22, 2011 at 10:49am

PS--Not that there is anything wrong with tiny-ass-land-people (a la Seinfeld).

 

LOL - made my morning Tino...thank you

 

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