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Comment by Steve Levy on January 6, 2009 at 1:04pm

"I was indicted for securities fraud this morning." Far too close to reality here in NYC.

Comment by Steve Levy on January 6, 2009 at 1:04pm

If I recall Lizz, last time we saw each other we were both yucking it up...

Comment by Lizz on January 6, 2009 at 1:01pm

OK Steve, you are a funny guy, so I will join in with some general HR Humor:

HR Humor: The Lighter Side of Our Work
Source: 2008's Wacky Excuses for Being Late
According to a recent Careerbuilder.com study, hiring managers provided the following top 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:
1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
6. I wasn't thinking and accidentally went to my old job.
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

;) Lizz

Comment by Steve Levy on January 6, 2009 at 12:53pm

Start a new discussion for each joke added...

Comment by Slouch on January 6, 2009 at 12:48pm

I'm ready to be entertained Steve

Comment by Salvatore Petrara, CPC on January 6, 2009 at 12:38pm

Steve;
any humor based experience( recruitment field) is somewhat anecdotal...
But I will try...

Comment by Steve Levy on January 6, 2009 at 12:35pm

Sal- jeez, I post one in the discussion just to get the ball rolling. C'mon- haven't you heard of any recruiting jokes?

Just a reminder - any jokes of a racial, religious, etc kind will be deleted.

Comment by Shawn Lacagnina on January 6, 2009 at 12:34pm

Without humor, life can get even tougher...

Comment by Volora Howell on January 6, 2009 at 12:25pm

Steve you are the ultimate networked recruiter. I wish you love, prosperity for 2009.

Comment by Salvatore Petrara, CPC on January 6, 2009 at 12:21pm

Went to the doctor and told him, "Doc, every morning I wake up and look in the mirror and get sick to my stomach, what is wrong with me"?
Doctor replied, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect!"

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