ting lawyers? . . . Skeet.
How do you greet a lawyer with an IQ of 50? . . . "Good morning, your honor."
What do lawyers use for birth control? . . . Their personalities.
Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? . . . New Jersey had first choice!
And why do pharmaceutical company laboratories now use lawyers rather than lab rats for testing? . . . Lawyers breed faster, so there are more of them. . . . Lab personnel don't get as emotionally attached to them. . . . Lawyers do things rats won't. . . . Animal protection groups don't get nearly as excited. . . . Some people actually LIKE rats.
I rest my case.…