One of my fav of all time were the two young staff accountants who decided in a moment of lust to get it on in the conference room. As the story goes they were highly engrossed in making the beast with two heads when they heard the front office door being unlocked and people talking. The young man being an enterprising sort, grabbed his pants and she's, jumped on the conference table, removed a ceiling tile and climbed into the brace work that held the acoustical ceiling. The young lady arranged herself just as two guys from security came through to check the offices as they do when lights are on very late.
All would have remained a secret tryst if as the young lady was explaining that she was just working late so was a bit disheveled except that the ceiling braces gave way causing the young man (pants and shoes in hand) to drop unceremoniously from the ceiling to the middle of the conference table in his boxers. Along with a large cloud of pieces of acoustical tiles and twisted metal braces left hanging from the ceiling.
He was fired the next day, the young lady left rather than take the ration of being the fair maiden of the ceiling caper.
The managing partner said he really didn't care who was boinking whom but it had taken him years to get approval for a high dollar conference table. So destroying company property was a firing offense not to mention the fact that if one of his auditors didn't have enough judgement not to climb into a non weight bearing ceiling, he was sure not going to send him to a refinery to do an inventory audit of ammonia tanks.
The scars in the top of said conference table turned the story into an oft told reminder that captain Quig may have had strawberries but the managing partner rubbed his hand over the gouge marks in his prized conference table and shook his head in sadness for years.…
them he wants a pair for his wife. He really liked the matching vest i'm wearing and the matching handbag. Said he really wished that more women in business would upgrade their wardrobe and get away from all dressing alike in basic brown stuff. Oh and Dave as a well paid image consultant and corporate etiquette wonk, i need to mention to you that women do not take their hats off when the national anthem is played or in church or anywhere else it is appropriate to wear them. It is considered a mark of respect for a lady to cover her head in church or when the national anthem is played. so not sure what you meant by men (especially) not removing caps.
Just placed a medical sales rep who blew the gals in HR away as well as the hiring managers because she had on a gorgeous animal print blazer.
@Amy ssshhhh would that tat say , "save me from dumb men"
@ Linda Rockin it cutie, that pic happens to be Miss Amy. LOL mine actually have some bling on them as well as animal. Stuff happens. We don't stand out, we just stand up tall on those 4 inch heels.…