I thought about coming up with a rhyme to accompany this post . . . but I couldn't bring myself to do it. If you're wondering why, it'll make sense in un momento:

"McDonald's robber among finalists for new jingle"

Our boy, Tamien Bain, served 12 years after holding up (at gunpoint) a McDonalds in 1994 . . . .

. . . And is among five finalists in the fast food chain's contest for a new jingle promoting the Big Mac.

Yep, Mr. Bain gets the gold star for perseverance - man, I have two things to say:

1. I hope he wins the Big-Mac Chant Off Contest!!!
2. This guy must have a serious love for some MickyD's!!!

So, can you guess which musician he is here?

P.S. Hey SourceCon Dude - now that's a search & rescue contest for ya, Buddy!!!!!