"I am great with the pubic."
Maybe you should close your door so that your laughing doesn't bother anyone, ok?
"28 dog years of experience in sales (four human)."
That's only two so far.
"Hobbies: enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians"
Warning: there's no turning back...
“Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.”
The full list of funny resume mistakes.
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