We hope to do to this industry what Wal-Mart did to theirs, Starbucks did to theirs, Costco did to theirs and Lowe’s-Home Depot did to their industry. And I think if we’ve done our job, five years from now you’re not going to call us a bank.

That's right, Kerry K. Killinger, former CEO of Washington Mutual - they'll think of you as a F-A-I-L-U-R-E.

How about a few other big-box ideas?

Cardio Depot - In aisle one we have bypasses; aisle two, stents; aisle three, mitral valve repairs. And our after the Holidays sales gives you an additional 50% off items that are of the color red!

McBankRupt's - Select Happy Bankrupt Meal #4 and receive a free bobblehead doll of Hank Paulson shaking his head up and down as your loan is approved!

Lower's - OK recruiters, here's a special one! At Lower's, we stoop so low into the realm of rusing that we guarantee the correctness of the organizational charts we sell! Whether it's hacking into company Intranets, dumpster diving, dating the Gatekeepers (testimonials prove that gatekeepers just cannot resist our rusers, all former A&F models) or using old reliable MBA student techniques, our Rusing Professionals are here to serve YOU!

Read one of the many WaMu stories here; do you recruit any of the miscreants mentioned in the article?