Recruiting Haiku

Twitter Chats

“Experts” roar –
Leaves fall from the trees
No one hears barren limbs

Linkedin InMails

“Love” works –
Matching buzzwords with more love
Sorry…not enough <trash>

Job Descriptions

The Title screams –
Yes, a Software Developer
Does code…really?

Applicant Tracking Systems

I’ll eat you –
I will…but I don’t like
PDFs? Um, wrong…

Sourcing

Black Belts shine –
Boolean Masters…pipelines flow
So where are the Rockstars?

We  Only Hire the Best and the Brightest

If you say it, mean it –
Hiring “Best” means You
Best recruiters? Really?

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Comment by Jerry Albright on May 6, 2014 at 1:03pm

Look dude - it's 5-7-5. That's the challenge of Haiku Levy.

Comment by Steve Levy on May 6, 2014 at 1:09pm

Listen Prof. Albright (the title alone makes me laugh-snort), in English it's about the number of syllables...

Comment by Jerry Albright on May 6, 2014 at 1:10pm

We are global, Levy, so it does matter.  Don't make me push this. 

Comment by Steve Levy on May 6, 2014 at 1:10pm

Professor Albright

Makes calls, submits candidates –

Drives old pickup truck

Comment by Jerry Albright on May 6, 2014 at 1:15pm

Beautiful.

Comment by Tiffany Branch on May 6, 2014 at 1:37pm

ROTFLMAO!

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