What to say when a Recruiter's fly is open

[this has nothing to do with recruiting; just used the word recruiter to get the eyeballs]

Saying your fly is open is so old school. So whenever you see a recruiter with their barn door wide open, try some of these:

  • Dr. Kimble has escaped!
  • I can see the gun of Navarone.
  • The cucumber has left the salad.
  • Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
  • Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
  • Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
  • You've got Windows in your laptop.
  • I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
  • The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
  • Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
  • Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
  • You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
  • Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
  • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
  • Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
  • Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
  • Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
  • Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
  • You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
  • I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

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