From time to time (weekly?) I get see to some rather incredibly funny things we humans do. The job is rife with it. For fun I thought I'd post this stupidity. Most of it has a lesson to it. About like the old Aesop's fables do. Usually in the form of life slapping you hard enough that we actually listen.
So for amusement may I present to you this weeks ignorance.

The following is an actual email I received awhile back. It is from our consultant we had recruited for a nice paying role ( paid her around 60 hr). She obviously did not mean for us to get it.

I promise I did not make this up

See if you can find the more than 2 reasons to show her the door.

The names have been changed to protect the stupid.



From: Jude Maur [mailto:maur_jude@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2008 1:15 PM
To: xxxxxxxxxx@xxxxx.com
Subject: Whatcha doin'?

Hey girly,

Sorry I didn't get you when you called my cell yesterday morning. I was on the other line with my son. I was at my desk but he got long winded.

Oh gosh, I shouldn't of drank those two margaritas at lunch. I met with Belinda from (Professional Group) and she and I love Mexican food.

Well I'm working at "XXXX Company" and it's going ok I guess? I'm so glad I'm not with that other company that let me go. They were so strict. They didn't like me checking my email or surfin the net. I brought in fresh baked stuff for them. Luckily I was looking for another job anyway.

Here they don't really care. I'm prepared in case they too want to ask me to go. I can shop for christmas and I don't have to do so much at home with the computer.

So let's meet for dinner sometime and catch up? Email me back.

Miss You,

Jude