What happens to the people who do everything wrong in the long run? Sometimes they are successful despite all of the horrible things I wish on them. But where are they now?

If my spam folder is correct, there are almost as many recruiters sending out lists of candidates randomly as there are UK Banker schemes just waiting for me to help them get rich.

But does anything really bad ever happen? Please share your stories here. Embellishing or putting what you wish would happen might be more entertaining than the truth.