The winner is the person who submits the max number of (distinctly different) expressions, not containing any digits, which Google will calculate into a number if you add 1. Examples:
Deadline: EOB Pacific time on Wed Nov 2nd, 2011.
Prize: attend the upcoming Google Webinar on Nov 3rd, get materials for another webinar, or a credit toward a future one.
Please post your suggestions as comments here; more than one comment by the same person are fine - we'll add everything up.