a friend to each and everyone I work with, to maintain a respectful and mutually rewarding partnership. I am in this for the long run, and work off of past relationships and referrals. My reputation usually proceeds me as being fair and knowedgable.…
ks into shower room where it's all gaiety and throws a bag of bats scattering them across the tile floor to get their attention and then proceeds to "scare" them with a dressing down that includes calling them lollygaggers, reminding them that this is a simple game, "...you throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."
Seemed to work for him.
"Scare 'em. They're kids...scare 'em."…
ruiters creating fake profiles to try and network with their target audience.
While not nearly as prolific as the examples you give above, these are more of a problem when it comes to you and me and our daily activity with Facebook, because these directly damage our credibility.
i.e.a fake profile resembling a hiring manager is asking for individuals with hard to find qualifications to reply back to the discussion thread with their email address to receive more info. It has nearly 30 responses. Eventually someone clues them in and everyone proceeds to bash recruiters. Fun times.
e with industry and commerce each day. I wish you all the very best!
Here it is:
An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal
Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.
Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American
complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long
it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."
The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"
The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."
The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
The fisherman replied "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar
with my amigos. I have a full and busy life."
The banker scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time
fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery.
You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New
York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."
The fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"
To which the banker replied, "15 to 20 years."
"But what then?" asked the Mexican.
The American laughed and said "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."
The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll
to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."…