The Twelve Days of The RecruitFest - A Holiday Song

Remember - you have to sing it aloud to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
If I missed you and you want to be in the song, let me know - I may write another one to a different song.


On the First day of the RecruitFest
John Sumser gave to me
A readable version of the ERNIE

On the Second day of the RecruitFest
Ol’ Slouchie gave to me
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Third day of the RecruitFest
Maren Hogan gave to me
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Fourth day of the RecruitFest
Ami Givertz gave to me
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Fifth day of the RecruitFest
The Animal gave to me
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Sixth day of the RecruitFest
Karen Mattonen gave to me
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Seventh day of the RecruitFest
Susan Burns gave to me
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Eight day of the RecruitFest
Maureen Sharib gave to me
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Ninth day of the RecruitFest
Lonnie McRorey gave to me
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Tenth day of the RecruitFest
Claudia Faust gave to me
Ten new pieces of wisdom
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Eleventh day of the RecruitFest
Penelope Trunk gave to me
Eleven reasons to hate men
Ten new pieces of wisdom
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE

On the Twelfth day of the RecruitFest
Dave Mendoza gave to me
Twelve thousand emails
Eleven reasons to hate men
Ten new pieces of wisdom
Nine new groups to join
Eight ways to beat gatekeepers
Seven new Talent Talk hosts
Six reasons not to ruse
Five minutes of ranting
Four score and twenty hyperlinks
Three titillating tweets
Two squatted tech URLs
And a readable version of the ERNIE


In advance of everyone else, Happy Holidays to all and may the US Government commence their financial handouts to recruiters ASAP!

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Comment by Steve Levy on December 18, 2008 at 7:05am
Lesson 1 about crashing the Gatekeeper (notice the capital letter out of respect) is to be humble, human and humorous. At least I think I can be humble and human. And humorous...

Slouchie - let me start by "recording" the lyrics in my own inimitable way. Perhaps I'll start a group (easy Lonnie), "Songs Parodying Recruiting".
Comment by John Sumser on December 19, 2008 at 12:56pm
Nice one.
Comment by Ben Gotkin on December 23, 2008 at 10:51am
Outstanding, and JDs right, you need to put your new Flip to work and record yourself singing this.

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