Sumser Stole My Schtick
JD: Hey, Animal, did you see what Sumser wrote today?
Animal: Who's Sumser?
JD: You know, the guy with the beret!
Animal: Oh yeah! Papa John! He's so cool.
JD: Yeah, real cool. He said that Cheezhead and
Chris Russell are great bloggers. but you and me
are hustlers who are simply on the make.
Animal: Isn't that true? Except for the part about Joel and Chris?
JD: Are you crazy?
Animal: I'm not crazy. You're crazy.
JD: I'm not crazy. You're crazy
Animal: No, you're crazy.
JD: I hate your guts
Animal: No, I hate your guts
JD: No, I said it first
Animal: But I hated you first.
JD: But I hate you more.
We hope this clears it up.