Sumser Stole My Schtick


JD: Hey, Animal, did you see what Sumser wrote today?

Animal: Who's Sumser?

JD: You know, the guy with the beret!

Animal: Oh yeah! Papa John! He's so cool.

JD: Yeah, real cool. He said that Cheezhead and 

Chris Russell are great bloggers. but you and me 

are hustlers who are simply on the make.

Animal: Isn't that true? Except for the part about Joel and Chris?

JD: Are you crazy?

Animal: I'm not crazy. You're crazy.

JD: I'm not crazy. You're crazy

Animal: No, you're crazy.

JD: I hate your guts

Animal: No, I hate your guts

JD: No, I said it first

Animal: But I hated you first.

JD: But I hate you more.

Animal: But....



We hope this clears it up.