Author’s note: Names and places have been changed to protect the guilty and the innocent.
Things were humming along just fine over at Company Z. Until, that is, after the company picnic.
Over the weekend, the company picnic at Tilden Park in Berkeley near Wildcat Canyon was a great success, well planned, well-attended, with all kinds of fun and games for adults and kids alike. There were pick-up softball games, touch football, a chance to dunk the execs, pie eating contests, face painting for kids, clowns, balloon twisters, and on and on. In short, everything that an HR Assistant could think up, turned up.
There were food stations spread out across the reserved area, from hotdogs and hamburger stands, to chips, salsa, fruit and salad, pasta and assorted breads, scones and pastries, to ice cream and dessert buffet tables. Everyone had seconds and thirds, and even the dogs who who were lucky enough to come to the picnic got tons to eat.
Then Monday came along, and Calvin, an inveterate web surfer on his lunch break stumbled upon California’s Megan Law website
listing convicted sex offenders in the area. Within a few clicks Calvin found himself in the offender locator site, searching his zip code, and holy shit! Mark, his cube mate and fellow design engineer is right there on the sex offender web page, staring back at him, his mug clear as the text on this screen, complete with his description, list of offenses, tattoos, scars, marks and known aliases.
Calvin was livid! He and his wife had brought their 5-year-old daughter and 8-year-old-son to the picnic, and because he and Mark had been cube mates for the last 5 years, working on the very same engineering projects, Calvin didn’t think much about letting his kids play with Mark.
Calvin marched into the engineering director’s office with the sex offender page printout, interrupting his phone call, and demanding action
Then the director of engineering marched over to the general manager’s office with Calvin’s sex offender printout and demanded an emergency meeting
Next the GM and the director of engineering marched into the HR Manager’s office with the sex offender print out and ordered immediate termination.
In the meantime, Calvin had emailed everyone in engineering, and the engineering people had emailed manufacturing, and the manufacturing people had emailed quality, and the quality people had emailed materials, and pretty soon the whole company was abuzz with the news.
My first thought was, “Whew, thank God I wasn’t the recruiter who found him!”
The HR Manager, under fierce pressure from the engineering director and the GM, reported back to the parent corporation about the situation.
The parent corporation determined that there were no grounds for termination since the offense happened seven years ago, and Mark had not re-offended. However, the employees, whose children were at the picnic, were up in arms by the middle of the week, and would not be pacified. They wanted a hanging, and nothing short of a public burning at the stake would quiet the uprising.
The HR Manager was under fire to do something. Sex offenders are restricted from residing or being near school grounds, parks or where large numbers of children are found. By the end of the week, the solution was clear -- terminate on the grounds of parole violation.
Mark was fired, and Company Z went back to normal.
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