“Experts” roar –
Leaves fall from the trees
No one hears barren limbs
Linkedin InMails
“Love” works –
Matching buzzwords with more love
Sorry…not enough <trash>
Job Descriptions
The Title screams –
Yes, a Software Developer
Does code…really?
Applicant Tracking Systems
I’ll eat you –
I will…but I don’t like
PDFs? Um, wrong…
Sourcing
Black Belts shine –
Boolean Masters…pipelines flow
So where are the Rockstars?
We Only Hire the Best and the Brightest
If you say it, mean it –
Hiring “Best” means You
Best recruiters? Really?
Your bald head can't hide/expertise at recruiting/now you should write more.
Charney decided –
Replies to this thread must
Be snarky Haiku. Love it.
Levy:
Proper haiku form
Needs to have five syllables
Then seven then five
English haiku blows.
Resume too long
I cannot read, brain dead
Head explodes
This is awesome. That is all.
I would kindly offer another stanza on Big Data Aggregators:
You consolidate
Profiles from many networks
LinkedIn API
now shut off to you, so sad
Or does adversity
Lead to new innovation?
Just made a placement
In my Spiderman PJ's
Now back to Facebook
@GG
Big Data breathes
Life into Recruiting Tech
HR still loves Cost per Hire
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