Twitter Chats

“Experts” roar –
Leaves fall from the trees
No one hears barren limbs

Linkedin InMails

“Love” works –
Matching buzzwords with more love
Sorry…not enough <trash>

Job Descriptions

The Title screams –
Yes, a Software Developer
Does code…really?

Applicant Tracking Systems

I’ll eat you –
I will…but I don’t like
PDFs? Um, wrong…


Black Belts shine –
Boolean Masters…pipelines flow
So where are the Rockstars?

We  Only Hire the Best and the Brightest

If you say it, mean it –
Hiring “Best” means You
Best recruiters? Really?

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Comment by Matt Charney on May 5, 2014 at 8:41am

Your bald head can't hide/expertise at recruiting/now you should write more.

Comment by Steve Levy on May 5, 2014 at 9:02am

Charney decided –

Replies to this thread must

Be snarky Haiku. Love it.

Comment by Jerry Albright on May 5, 2014 at 10:00am


Proper haiku form

Needs to have five syllables

Then seven then five

Comment by Steve Levy on May 5, 2014 at 10:19am
Albright - the 5-7-5 is based upon the structure of the Japanese language; English haiku is often longer..
Comment by Jerry Albright on May 5, 2014 at 10:20am

English haiku blows.  

Comment by Tiffany Branch on May 5, 2014 at 3:02pm

Resume too long

I cannot read, brain dead

Head explodes

Comment by Derdiver on May 6, 2014 at 9:48am

This is awesome. That is all. 

Comment by Glenn Gutmacher on May 6, 2014 at 12:27pm

I would kindly offer another stanza on Big Data Aggregators:

You consolidate

Profiles from many networks

LinkedIn API

now shut off to you, so sad

Or does adversity

Lead to new innovation?

Comment by Jerry Albright on May 6, 2014 at 12:32pm

Just made a placement 

In my Spiderman PJ's

Now back to Facebook

Comment by Steve Levy on May 6, 2014 at 1:01pm


Big Data breathes

Life into Recruiting Tech

HR still loves Cost per Hire 


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