ke a Jimmy Dean Country Sausage. But, Hey! The office is full of choking aromas. They can all kiss my grits.
Here is a solution.
A lot of Nerds are jacked up on Mountain Dew and constantly gnawing on Slim Jims and other varieties of Beef Jerky. You can imagine the stench in the bathroom. Trust me on this.
That’s why I’m all about this newfangled Fart Machine. There is nothing worse than Bean Burrito eaters and every office has them.
With this machine, you can easily measure and track the flatulent levels throughout the day. And, its a good way to promote a better “work from home” program too.
If you are a Recruiter, you need the warning before you give an office tour for potential candidates. Put this puppy in those danger zones and watch for any red lights indicating any….um.. unpleasant odor.…
Added by Michael Glenn at 11:18pm on September 3, 2009
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