Everyday recruiters get up, dress, put their shoes, go to work and try to hire someone.

But it’s been a nightmare.

Hiring Managers have been overly picky. Candidates go through a multiple round of interviews, given urine, blood, and semen samples just to prove they can do the job.

Then after they get hired, it’s like Welcome to the U.S.S.R all over again. Community coffee spoon, handful of napkins, and a few abandoned coffee mugs in the kitchen.

What’s worse is new hires have to pick out the wood chips in the cheap toilet paper. And, new economical single serving coffee makers replaced the Starbucks grind.

But the biggest slap, even bigger than hefty pay cuts, are company cutbacks on plastic utensils and paper plates.

“ WTH!!” All the New Hires shout.

Seriously, your New Hires are forced to use a crusty smell infused stinky fish, mac-n-cheese microwave (circa 1982). And then, nothing to eat with, no cutlery, zero plates, not even a plastic spork.

All the cutting corners to save a nickel, will come back to bite employers in the ass.

Unless you act now, and restock your kitchen with good coffee, fresh water, name brand snacks and these ... Star Wars Light Saber Chop Sticks.

Yes, my little Geeklets. These chopsticks will Rock your Face off. Put them in the break room and get jiggy wit the Pad Thai.

Total Employee Rewards were talking here and it is the least your HR could do after having New Hires deal with snooty hiring managers.

Who’s your Father now. Booyah!