COLLECTIONS and ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE
Our family business has been around for years and we’re looking for a diverse individual – preferably strong male, Italian (Sicilian descent), 200 pounds and good at dealing with tough people. A real “go getter”. We need someone who has experience with collections and is not afraid of a little blood, sweat and tears. At times this person will need to hit the ground running and other times working on hard-hitting accounts. It is 100% commission based, local travel, and telecommute is optional. Please contact Tony Soprano for an interview.
THE PROJECT MANAGER
Our company is “re-hiring” again. We need to hire a few project managers that are willing to go the “extra mile”. This person will need to multitask and at times be doing the work of several people – wearing multiple hats. Your duties include attending long drawn out meetings, adjusting your commitments (this includes personal life such as filing for divorce) and setting expectations so far out that the project will likely never end. We will in return provide you with cutting edge tools (A Blackberry), so that you can examine all the activities while you attend meetings and conference calls. Lastly, He/She will need to have sturdy neck muscles as nodding yes to everything will be large part of the daily behavior. We prefer someone that has experience in Work Flow Management as in all the work will flow directly to you and will manage it. Please apply online.
THE NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR
The ideal candidate will be slow to respond to anything and everything. You must have thick skin since the system will crash repeatedly. He/She will need good personal skills since non-technical co-workers ask brainless and unintelligent questions. All deadlines are laughable. This is guilt free job with a lot of faulty equipment and will require the ability to point the finger at the root problem (See PM above).
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